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After defeating The Rifball Grapists in two games (7-2 and 5-4),
Top Hats and Monocles has taken the title! Congratulations
Ehrique, Mr Gecko23, Mr Kingsaint10, Mr Ninja456, Mr Saintz98 and
Here's our third entry in our Grifball Art Gallery! Check out
our growing collection of authentic Halo 4 artwork - now featuring
an impressive THREE images!
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Life through the eyes of the Grifball in Halo 4. An awesome
Grifball poem written by the even more awesome SquirrelBurrito.
A powerful AI hacked our servers last night and some interesting
information was left behind in the forums about the NGA's SL13 Pro
It has begun. Can you feel it? This is Grifball.
The time has come. Now we unite with our friends, align
with our allies, and position against our rivals...
One year ago today - on May 20th, 2012 - Grifball.net and the
National Grifball Association were launched and for better or
worse, we're still here today! SquirrelBurrito set up a thread for
us all to take a walk down memory lane and share our favorite NGA
Story Forum Thread
After some long delays (sorry!), Spring League 2013 playoffs are
finally getting underway! Read on forimportant information
for Captains and other details...
Full Story Discuss Pro Bracket Ammy Bracket Stats &
Leaderboards Schedule Game
First things first - we will soon be launching the NGA YouTube
Channel where you can view selected clips of amazing feats as
well as any full game videos we can get our hands on from official
NGA matches. Please upload your full game films (or
clips if you prefer) to your fileshare, tag them NGA, then
send SquirrelBurrito a message and we'll put them live as soon as
So we will eventually be handing out some official player awards
which will be based off of all-time NGA career stats (eg: Played
100 NGA Games, Detonated 100 Bombs, etc.) - nothing like
Achievables don't worry :). But for the time being I thought
it would be kind of funny to hand out these 100% Unofficial Awards
for Week 1:
For the Lag Spike (1) and Rage Quit (2) divisions we bestow
the title of Twins - each of these divisions had a 9-0 match and
another heavily weighted match... Way to Fail shut out Omega
Swarm and went 6-3 over Orderly Chaos. OGDEN RAPTORS shut out
Top Hats and Monocles while Clutch Betrayal went 7-2 over Top
Hats. Each of these divisions also had two rescheduled
For the Red Bar (3) division I see little choice but to
grant you the title of Stoned. All four teams here
Then over in the Teleport (4) division we're going to give you
guys the Synchronization award, both games played here were 8-1 -
Vibrating Ron Di's over the New York Pineapples and The Fatal Four
over Monocles and Top hats. Also two rescheduled matches
Next in the Connection Whore (5) division, we're going to
entitle you to the Try Some award - some of you tried to play -
most of you didn't :). Only one match was played here, The
Thundercats over Stiffy Gigglesticks 7-2. I'm sure you guys
will get a second game in next week, maybe then you'll get the Try
Some More award!
Finally in the Black Screen (6) division from way over across
the great Atlantic... we're going to give you the most coveted
award this week - the Punctuality award. All of you played
your games within the 3-hour schedule window - amazing, and thank
you guys! Guess this is no surprise from a place where a
clock tower is a tourist trap, consuming caffeine has a
schedule, and people still carry pocket watches though :).
As we have said before, playoff selection will be from two
separate groups of 6 (we haven't decided which group will be chosen
first yet however) - the top 6 teams from the entire league as a
whole, and the top team from each division. This means it's
possible for an entire division to end up in playoffs, but at least
one team will always be getting in :). Team Selection will be
made first by Win Rate %, then Bombs Planted if there's a tie, and
a final tie-breaker of KD. There will be a similar but not
yet tweaked formula used for selection for our All Star Games which
will take place after the season completes... That's another story
Currently the top six teams are Way to Fail, Team Impact, OGDEN
RAPTORS, Vibrating Ron Di's, The Fatal Four and Clutch
here for the full list.
As I said the top players aren't properly ranked yet, but you
can click here if you
want to see a list that's sort-of-accurate.
Along with this giant league update, as of today there are expanded stats including
Player Career Stats as well as some basic Team Management features
for Team Owners - you can now change your team name in an event,
you can change your Parent Team name (the name for your team's
All-Time NGA stats, which will be available soon), as well as
manage your roster. Team Owners can also grant their Captains
the power to make roster changes as well.
Along with the updated stats we have a new feature where you can
leave comments to or about players on their player profile page -
we're hoping this will help some newcomers earn some cred (or just
the opposite for some) amongst the community from people who've
played with them and want to give them a thumbs up or thumbs down,
or just comment on their play style.
I also wanted to update you all on how things look as far as
prizes for the end of the season - at the moment we have a total of
$54 from donations and ad revenue - this is reserved for prizes and
will be enough for the standard 800 MS points per player on the
championship team. If we happen to get more donations or ad
revenue, the prizes may get better, or we may decide to offer
smaller prizes to the 2nd place team.
Also, the website's free hosting ends in 20 days - after that
point it will cost about $40/month to operate - we're not begging,
but asking nicely, if anybody can afford even a few dollars, please
click the PayPal Donate button at the bottom of the page. If
anybody does choose to donate, please make sure when doing so to
leave us a message and indicate if it should be used for Prizes or
for Website Costs.
Also, please upload any cool screenshots and tag them NGA as
well, we'll use some for our homepage slider image, but we also
want to create a Grifball Art Gallery here on our website - we will
launch this over the next few weeks. Even if your screenshot
isn't a masterpiece, upload it to your fileshare, tag it NGA, and
send SquirrelBurrito a message and we'll post them here soon.
The NGA has a YouTube channel ready to go and waiting for your
complete game films and clips. Please upload your uncut league
games to your fileshare, tag them NGA, and feel free to send me a
heads-up by sending a message to me (SquirrelBurrito) on XBL.
Similarly, if you did something awesome, or even interestingly
mediocre, clip it, tag it NGA, and when we get enough clips, I will
make us some videos. Hope to see you (and your film) soon!
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